Good wy

Είναι απόγευμα και ο μπάρμπας απο το ωραίο νησάκι του Αιγαίου έχει πάει για ψάρεμα στην αμμουδιά.
Αφού ρίχνει την πετονιά ξαπλώνει προς τα πίσω στηριζόμενος στους αγκώνες του και αρχίζει να αγναντεύει
περιμένοντας κάποιο τσίμπημα.
Σε λίγο εμφανίζεται ένας επιχειρηματίας στην αμμουδιά που είχε πάει βόλτα για να αποβάλει λίγο από το
στρες που του δημιουργούσαν οι δουλειές του. Βλέποντας τον ψαρά να ψαρεύει τόσο νωχελικά, τον πλησιάζει και του λέει: - Δεν κάνεις καλά, με αυτό τον τρόπο δεν θα πιάσεις ψάρια. Πρέπει να βρέξεις κώλο αν θέλεις να πιάσεις ψάρια- Για ποιο λόγο; τον ρωτάει ο ψαράς. - Θα τα πουλάς και θα βγάζεις κέρδος.- Για ποιο λόγο;- Μετά από λίγο καιρό με τα κέρδη θα πάρεις δίχτυα ώστε να πιάνεις περισσότερα ψάρια - Για ποιο λόγο; λέει και πάλι ο ψαράς.Λίγο ενοχλημένος, ο επιχειρηματίας αποκρίνεται : - Πιάνοντας περισσότερα ψάρια θα μπορέσεις να πάρεις μία βάρκα και να βγάλεις περισσότερα χρήματα- Για ποιο λόγο; ξαναλέει ο ψαράς. Έχει αρχίσει να του την δίνει του επιχειρηματία η μονότονη απάντηση του ψαρά αλλά υπομονετικά του εξηγεί: - Με τα χρήματα θα αγοράσεις ένα μεγαλύτερο πλοίο και θα προσλάβεις ανθρώπους να σε βοηθούν!- Για ποιο λόγο; ρωτάει και πάλι ο ψαράς. Ο επιχειρηματίας είναι πλέον κατακόκκινος, γεμάτος θυμό!- Μα δεν καταλαβαίνεις; Σε λίγα χρόνια θα έχεις έναν ολόκληρο στόλο από ψαράδικα, με πολλούς υπαλλήλους, που
θα ψαρεύουν σε όλες τις θάλασσες του κόσμου, για λογαριασμό σου. - Για ποιο λόγο; - 'Ετσι, θα μπορέσεις να εισάγεις την εταιρεία σου στο χρηματιστήριο. Θα θησαυρίσεις και μετά, χωρίς να σκας,
το μόνο που θα έχεις να κάνεις είναι να κάθεσαι στην αμμουδιά και να βλέπεις το ηλιοβασίλεμα!! - Γιατί, τώρα τι κάνω;

Sweet....

Sweet words are easy to say,

Sweet things are easy 2 buy, Difficult to find.

but sweet people are Life ends when U stop dreaming,

hope ends when U stop believing,love ends when U stop caring,friendship ends when U stop sharing.So share this with whom ever U consider a friend. To love without condition...........to talk without intention.........to give without reason ...........and to care without expectation..........is the heart of a true friend.........forward this to all the people whom u consider as ur true friend. dont forget to send it back to ME .....If U Care...............!

After many years of married life,

a man finds that he is unable to perform his duties as a husband between the sheets. He goes to his doctor, tries a few things, but nothing works.“It’s all in your mind,” says the doctor, and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits, the shrink confesses: “I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured.” The psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.The witch doctor says: “I can cure this.”He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. “This is powerful healing, but you can use it once a year,” says the witch doctor.“All you have to do is say ‘123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!”The guy then asks the witch doctor: “What happens when it’s over?”The witch doctor says: “All you or your partner has to say is ‘1234' and it will go down. But be warned; after that it will not work again for a year!”The guy goes home, and that night he is so excited and anxious to surprise his wife. They get into bed and he says: “123,” and just like magic he gets an erection.His wife rolls over and asks: “What did you say ‘123' for?”

Married..!!

Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you." So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Maria," says the mother," all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairylegs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!" "Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!" "Stay here and stir the pasta," says the mother. "This is a job for Mama."

Husband Wrote to his Wife

husband working abroad wrote to his wife... Dear Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart. Your husband, Manmatha His wife replied... Sweetheart Dearest, Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses... 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses. 3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent. 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items........... 5. Other expenses 40 kisses. Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan the same for next month??

Funny

((What is the difference between girls/woman aged:
8,18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?)))>
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. >
At18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. >
At 28 --You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. >
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.>
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. >
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. >
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!!!!>
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who are you???

Wife wished

((Wife: "I wish I was a newspaper, so that you could hold me every morning!"
Husband: " Me too, my dear, so that I can have a NEW ONE every morning"))