Sweet....

Sweet words are easy to say,

Sweet things are easy 2 buy, Difficult to find.

but sweet people are Life ends when U stop dreaming,

hope ends when U stop believing,love ends when U stop caring,friendship ends when U stop sharing.So share this with whom ever U consider a friend. To love without condition...........to talk without intention.........to give without reason ...........and to care without expectation..........is the heart of a true friend.........forward this to all the people whom u consider as ur true friend. dont forget to send it back to ME .....If U Care...............!

After many years of married life,

a man finds that he is unable to perform his duties as a husband between the sheets. He goes to his doctor, tries a few things, but nothing works.“It’s all in your mind,” says the doctor, and refers him to a psychiatrist. After a few visits, the shrink confesses: “I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured.” The psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.The witch doctor says: “I can cure this.”He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. “This is powerful healing, but you can use it once a year,” says the witch doctor.“All you have to do is say ‘123' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!”The guy then asks the witch doctor: “What happens when it’s over?”The witch doctor says: “All you or your partner has to say is ‘1234' and it will go down. But be warned; after that it will not work again for a year!”The guy goes home, and that night he is so excited and anxious to surprise his wife. They get into bed and he says: “123,” and just like magic he gets an erection.His wife rolls over and asks: “What did you say ‘123' for?”

Married..!!

Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you." So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest." "Don't worry, Maria," says the mother," all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you." So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairylegs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!" "Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!" "Stay here and stir the pasta," says the mother. "This is a job for Mama."

Husband Wrote to his Wife

husband working abroad wrote to his wife... Dear Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart. Your husband, Manmatha His wife replied... Sweetheart Dearest, Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses... 1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses. 3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent. 4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items........... 5. Other expenses 40 kisses. Please don't worry about me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan the same for next month??

Funny

((What is the difference between girls/woman aged:
8,18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?)))>
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. >
At18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. >
At 28 --You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. >
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.>
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. >
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. >
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!!!!>
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who are you???

Wife wished

((Wife: "I wish I was a newspaper, so that you could hold me every morning!"
Husband: " Me too, my dear, so that I can have a NEW ONE every morning"))

A camel & Elephant

A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked:
"Why do you have your tits on your back?"The camel responded:
"What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face!"

One Day

One day a man was going on the street. He met a man who asked him what had happened to his ears as both ears covered with bandages.He said: "I was ironing my clothes when the phone bell rang. Instead of picking up the phone, i pick up the iron, so i burnt my ear."The man asked "So what happened to your other ear?"He said "That stupid guy called again"

Difference..Friendship..!!

Sometimes in life, you find a special friend;Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it.This is Forever Friendship.This is the sacred RED ROSE.Friend, if I don't getthis back I can take a hint !How many people actually have 8 true friends? Hardly anyone I know! But some of us have all right friends and good friends!!!Send this to 8 people or more and if this is sent back to you then you know that
you are a true friend...!

QUOTE OF THE DAY

In his or her life, each person can take two attitudes:to build or to plant.Builders may take years over their tasks,
but one day they will finish what they are doing.Then they will stop,
hemmed in by their own walls.
Life becomes meaninglessonce the building is finished.Those who plant suffer the stormsand the seasons and rarely rest.Unlike a building, a garden never stops growing.And by its constant demandson the gardener's attentions,it makes the gardener's life a great adventure.

Stoury

http://arabic.cnn.com/Middle_east/interactive/timeline/frameset.exclude.html

I Believe

i believe that if you are thinking positive way you will get positive results and if you are thinking negative way you will get negative results. But that God is love and the biggest expression of love is giving freedom to do what we can but be responsible on our lifes
If we understand eachother

it is me

if you dont like what i have to say,!!!! dont ask me what i think!

The Best

The closer you get to your dream,
the more your personal legend becomes your real reason for living